August 28, 2025 / 1 Comment

For Our Purposes, Let’s Call This…

This is going to be another one of those kind-of rambly ones.

Big shock, I follow a lot of other authors on social media. Some I’m a fan of, some I’m actually friends with, and there’s a pretty good-sized Venn diagram overlap there. Actually, I think it’d be a circle-within-a-circle.

Anyway…

It’s always neat to hear other writers talk about craft. Y’know, the nuts and bolts stuff I like to talk about here. Tips. Tricks. Common problems and uncommon solutions.

I bring this all up because Kameron Hurley was at a con a few weeks back and sort of live-posting things she heard from different panels. Not panels she was on, just different ones she decided to attend. So it was interesting takes on things and little snippets of advice.

Now, at one point an author on a panel brought up a certain story element and referred to it as XX. And Kameron Hurley noted that, huh, she generally called that element YY. Sad to say. this whole overall idea I’m talking about it what stuck with me and I didn’t make a note of the actual, specific element they were discussing. But we don’t really need it.

Once or thrice here I’ve talked about the idea of plot vs. story. But I’ve also mentioned that some more literature-minded folks out there might refer to these same ideas by fancy Russian names. And some folks might say what I’m calling story is just the character arc.

Writers are weird. The vast majority of us are more-or less self-taught at this, and sometimes we’re too creative for our own good. We each come up with our own unique ways to say similar things about how to tell stories in our chosen format. And once or thrice here I’ve talked about different college professors and the terms they come up with to describe those same things.

And that’s before we even get into different formats having their own terminology. Like, a scene in screenwriting is a very specific unit of storytelling, while in prose it’s a little more general. And an act is something very specific in television that’s kind of similar to an act in a play, but not at all the same thing as when we’re talking about three act structure. As I define it, anyway.

Yeah, even me. I say it here fairly often, but all the terms I use here on the ranty writing blog are just how I tend to describe these things. A couple of them I remember from college, some I picked up here or there, but a lot of the time… it’s just me. There’s a really good chance another author, an editor, a writing coach, or a random article on the web uses a different name for that exact same idea. Or maybe when they’re talking about XX on their social media or website, they mean something completely different.

Normally, no big deal. What does it matter what we call things, right? If I want to have my own special terms and phrases for that moment my hero does this or the specific challenge that causes that… so what? As I’ve mentioned here a few times it doesn’t matter how I write, all that matters is what I’ve written. What works for me won’t necessarily work for you and it definitely won’t work for him.

But…

I think sometimes we hit problems when these personal, unique terms get out into the wild and bounce off some of the more format-specific ones. People can start interpreting them in different ways. Weird ways. Because they see the same thing called by two different names—or maybe two different things called by very similar names—and then they try to distill these down to make “simplified” rules and definitions.

Like, okay, remember a while back and I was talking about structure, and how many different aspects of writing structure could refer to? And how often people would combine or confuse definitions and then spit that confusion back out as advice? Or, again, as rules that needed to be followed.

Heck, just a few weeks ago I talked about conflict, and all the different ways people define it. And then all the different ways people then try to judge conflict in a story based off all those random, personal definitions. It can get messy and confusing really fast.

Y’see, Timmy, we shouldn’t immediately take writing advice at face value when we stumble across it, no matter how simple or straightforward it sounds. I’m not saying it’s wrong, but pay attention to what being described more than what it’s being called. Someone might be giving you advice about conflict, but they’re really talking about action. They might keep referring to plot when they’re describing three act structure. It’s up to us to parse out what they actually mean and where this thread of advice fits in that big process -spiderweb of rules and tips and advice we each create

Yeah, the process-spiderweb. Doesn’t everyone call it that?

Random other thing—some of you may have noticed I didn’t post the August newsletter here on the last of the month as I usually do. I’m not doing that anymore. It’s making a few things feel a bit cluttered and redundant. From here on I’ll just add a link to the newsletter archive in the last post of the month. Like this. And of course, you can always just sign up for the newsletter and then this all becomes moot.

Oh, and if you’re in the San Diego area, this Saturday at 2:00 I’ll be at Mysterious Galaxy for the launch of the Dread Coast anthology. Come get books and get them scribbled in! Hear me read aloud in my squeaky, supposedly-accented voice.

Next time—unless I get a request from one of you—I’d like to go for a walk around the block.

Until then, go write.

July 30, 2025

July ’25 Newsletter

As always, a lot of material in the newsletter is kind of timely and may not be relevant two or so weeks later when I post it there. And there’s some stuff coming soon that will only be for subscribers. Sooooooo… y’know.

Okay, I remember having a really clever idea that I could use to start this newsletter off with, but I didn’t write it down. Not like I don’t ramble on enough as is…

I’ve blathered on a few times here about social media (so hey, what’s one more, right?) but I saw an interesting take on the “Bluesky is awful/ an echo chamber/ doomed” articles that keep cropping up every couple of weeks. Why do we keep seeing these when… well, they don’t really hold up?

It ties back to another question that’s come up many, many times—even just in the past week—which is why anyone would still be on Twitter? A ridiculous number of accounts are just bots. The algorithm has a nightmarishly right-wing slant, and it’s nigh-impossible at this point to see half the stuff you’re there to see or to get any sort of real engagement. Anything posted there is automatically fed into Musk’s MechaHitler AI, which will also cheerfully post (fake) nude photos of people (and, unless I’m mistaken, only of women). Oh, and did anyone mention there’s a MechaHitler AI that regularly vomits out racist/ sexist/ homophobic/ xenophobic garbage when it’s not pretending to be your horny anime girlfriend? Seems like a great place to be spending time and promoting your company/ celebrity brand, right?

So again… why are so many folks staying there?

Journalist Kat Tenbarge pointed out that a lot of mainstream media folks are using Bluesky as sort of a whipping boy, projecting all their anger and frustration about Twitter (and I’d add, probably Facebook/ Instagram, too) onto that platform. That’s why we keep seeing all these articles about how awful Bluesky is… a lot of them from pundits and outlets with a minimal Bluesky presence at best. They duck in, say they hate it, and don’t come back for two months. Because if Bluesky’s awful too, then there’s no real point in leaving Twitter, is there? It’s easier to justify staying here if there is just as bad, right?

As I’ve said once or thrice before, I get it. Switching platforms is a serious pain and, yeah, a bit scary. Having to start over, having to learn the quirks of a new system, learning new behaviors (or just letting go of old ones). But at some point we all need to admit things went bad at this party a while ago and we’re all standing around wishing somebody would leave first and give everyone else an excuse to follow them out.

So hey… maybe you could be that somebody for a lot of your friends and family.

Anyway… let me give you some assorted book and writing news.

Last time I mentioned finishing off one final rewrite of TOS and sending it to my agent. Well, he took it out into the publishing world and, well, there was immediate interest. A lot of interest. So… the next few weeks are going to be very interesting. Hopefully more on that after SDCC (which we’ll talk about soon).

You can still preorder Dread Coast: SoCal Horror Tales. It’s the charity anthology I’ve mentioned before where the proceeds go to help with recovery from the LA Wildfires from earlier this year . It’s got a story from me called “Flesh Trade” which, up until now, has only been available in my audiobook-only collection Dead Men Can’t Complain. And I think we’re doing some SoCal signings in August- September, too.

The ARCs (advance reader copies) of God’s Junk Drawer have (mostly) made their way out into the world. And I’ve got to see some very nice responses to them, which is always kind of a relief. Some people who were supposed to get them have not and… I’m working on that. Preorders are also up for this, if I haven’t mentioned that in the past three newsletters.

The folks at Blackstone also got some nice God’s Junk Drawer bookmarks made up, so I’ll be handing those out at SDCC and so will the folks at the Blackstone booth (#1134). You’ll also probably find them stuck in a lot of books all through the con. Some of them might even be mine…

And hey– San Diego Comic Con is next week! Between covid and publishing schedules, it’s been a few years since I’ve had a semi-busy con. I have panels, signings, even some business meetings. Plus, y’know a few things I want to see and some folks I’m hoping to say hi to. If you’d like to say hi…

Thursday 2:15 until 4:15 I’ll be at the Writers Coffeehouse (room Marina D at the Marriott–next door from the convention center)

Then from 5:00 until 6:00 I’ll be signing up in the Sails Pavilion (AA09)

Friday 11:00 until 11:30-ish I’ll be at the Blackstone Booth (#1134) unofficially signing books. Just a casual, not-really-on-the-schedule thing if you want to stop by, say hi, get a personalized copy of The Broken Room or Combat Monsters or bring something of your own. There maaaaay be some other things there as well…

Then from 4:30 until 5:30 I’m signing again up in the Sails Pavilion (AA09)

And from 6:00 until 7:00 I’m doing a panel on Writing Military Fiction & Alternative History (room 32AB)

I’ll probably make up a nice little graphic with all this later tonight and send that out as a quick bonus post early next week. Past that… you might see me wandering the floor. If you spot a masked man at a publisher’s booth or toy display who looks like me… well, it might be me. Halfway decent chance, really.

In other news…

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Watching
Murderbot was just fantastic, beginning to end. Great adaptation, great production, absolutely phenomenal cast. I’ve got one episode left in Ironheart. It started slow, but it’s really grown on me. And oddly enough, my beloved and I decided to watch the Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers movie from a few years back and it was… kind of wonderful. A fun mix of goofiness and nostalgia that also had things to say about Hollywood and fame and friendship.

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Reading
Finally finished up the Godzilla/ Godzilla Raids Again book that I think I mentioned before. It’s the original novelization of the first two movies (from the 50s) translated into English. It’s corny, but also kind of fascinating. Which makes it a lot like Superman: Miracle Monday by Elliot S Maggin.It’s a tie-in novel I had it as a kid and my beloved found me a reprint for my birthday a few weeks back. It’s an interesting artifact of the time, and also as an attempt to combine the Christopher Reeve movie Superman with the 60’s-70s Superman of the comics. I think I enjoyed it more now than I did as a kid, but in a very different way? Almost a nonfiction, research way. Finally, I got to read an early copy of Strange Animals by Jarod K. Anderson (he of the Cryptonaturalist podcast) and it was absolutely fantastic. Alas, you won’t get to read it until early next year… but you really want to read it, trust me.

Cool New Toys
A thin month for toys, caught between my birthday and SDCC. Hasbro’s Indiana Jones line did build-an-artifact sets rather than build-a-figure, and I somehow ended up with a lot of the pieces for the Ark of the Covenant. Then I found the other two on eBay and… well. Also had two My Hero Academia figures I’d preordered show up (Bakugo and Todoroki) and I’m going to try hard not to annoy folks at the Jada Toys booth at SDCC asking what characters are on the horizon. Finally, there’s a company that turns out nice military figures, but the person behind it has… let’s politely say a rather loudly aggressive, confrontational, pro-military personality (with all the baggage you can imagine comes along with that) so I don’t do much business with them. But I discovered their figures have a lot of the same jointing/ sockets as Operation: Monster Force figures. So when I found a stripped-down figure on line, I grabbed it and added some bits from Monster Force, GI Joe, and that Indiana Jones line, and made myself a Desert Vamp.

Okay, I’m blathering a bit. That’s good for now. Hopefully more news next month and maybe I’ll see some of you at SDCC.

June 30, 2025

June ’25 Newsletter

As I have in the past, I’ll remind you that you could subscribe and get this newsletter delivered right to your inbox, rather than waiting two weeks or so for it to show up here on the ranty blog. And that timeliness might be helpful in the next few months.

Just sayin’…
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Sorry this is a bit late. Can’t imagine what’s going on that would have everyone feeling overwhelmed. Or exhausted. Or scared. Or filled with an overwhelming need to doomscroll…

I don’t think there’s anything new I can say about the shape the United States is in, domestically and internationally. Over a century of power and influence, decades of financial power, all destroyed in less than six months. Brownshirts running unchecked in the streets. And the whole country basically defenseless against the next natural disaster to strike, be it climate-related or disease.

And we’ve still got three and a half years to go.

Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa…

Anyway, let me try to distract you (and me) from all that for ten or fifteen minutes.

As I’m writing this, I just finished up one last rewrite of TOS last night and set it off to my agent this morning. I’d thought the last draft was pretty solid, but he read it and made one little suggestion that just… I mean, it was a little thing, but it was absolutely perfect. A little thing that was a big thing. Honestly, I was kicking myself that I hadn’t thought of it to start with. So I spent, well, the past month rewriting TOS to include this change (and all its necessary ripples throughout the manuscript) and the book is very seriously better for it.

I know some folks like to complain about agents for, well, a bunch of reasons (and some of of them are kind of nonsense), but the truth is I have a really good working relationship with my agent. I mean, there’s the obvious plus of having a business partner who’s all about the business side of this career (freeing me up to just think about the art side of it). But it’s also good to have someone who looks at my ideas and manuscripts from that point of view, thinking about what might help something sell and what might hurt its chances. I mean, that’s the whole point of having an agent, right? To help you sell stuff. Sometimes we agree. Sometimes we disagree and we talk about it for an hour or so.

And yeah… sometimes he drops a really cool idea in my lap.

Let’s talk about God’s Junk Drawer!

As I was writing this newsletter (like, rewriting that last big paragraph) I got an email showing off the cover for the ARC (advance reader copy, if you didn’t know). Those are getting printed up and will be going out to folks very soon. And we may even have two or three at a certain upcoming comic-centered convention in San Diego (more on that in a bit).

We also had a big meeting about publicity/ marketing stuff and… yeah, I’m doing it. Big west coast signing tour! New England signing tour! Driving home across the country signing tour! Exact dates still need to be nailed down, but we’re looking at starting in San Diego on November 11th, release day, and then driving all the way up to Seattle (stopping several times) and all the way back. Then flying out to New England the first week of December for five or six signings throughout the area. And then driving back to San Diego and stopping at a few places along the way (including but not limited to Albany, St. Louis, Tulsa, Amarillo, Phoenix…). And then I get home and sleep until Christmas morning. We’re hoping to have it all nailed down by August soooo… two newsletters from now? As always, you’ll probably be the first to know

I’m also probably going to do a little preorder bonus right around then, most likely just for those of you reading this newsletter. That’ll keep it from getting too overwhelming. Show me proof of preorder and I’ll send you <<REDACTED FOR NOW>>. And since we’ll know all about the book tour by then, you can preorder at your friendly local bookery. They win, you win, we all win!

Speaking of preorders… a while back I mentioned Dread Coast: SoCal Horror Tales. It’s a charity anthology and a big chunk of the proceeds go to help with recovery from the California Wildfires at the start of the year (yeah, that was this year. Barely five months ago). It’s got a story from me called “Flesh Trade” which, up until now, has only been available in my audiobook-only collection Dead Men Can’t Complain. So you can also preorder that now from your favorite bookologist.

And looking not-as-far into the future… San Diego Comic-Con is next month! Maybe I’ll see you there? I know the final schedule hasn’t been released, but I think it’s okay to tell you I’m going to be there and doing panels on Thursday and Friday, and a few signings those days as well. Plus wandering around looking at toys and saying “hi” to folks I know. I should have the locked schedule soon, and it’ll be on my website and maybe a quick bonus newsletter?

What else could I blab on about…?

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Watching
Well, was kind of crushed by the season finale of Doctor Who, but I won’t say anything in case you haven’t seen it and have avoided spoilers.. Absolutely loving Murderbot. We’ve also ducked back to watch the last season of The Dragon Prince and it got me wondering… is this the longest running Netflix show? Seven seasons. I know there’s a lot of series there, but I mean, shows made by Netflix for Netflix. And I think Ironheart starts next week. I’ll probably give it a try.

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Reading
I feel like I’ve just gotten to read SO much good stuff lately. Overgrowth by Mira Grant a.k.a. Seanan McGuire is simply fantastic, and probably my favorite thing she’s ever written. Chuck Wendig’s The Staircase in the Woods is amazing. I also got to read an early copy of Robert Brockway’s I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend For $200 and despite that title it’s skin-crawlingly creepy and just plain wonderful.

Cool New Toys
I finally took my Rom figure out of the package and took some fun photos with him. Also, for my birthday, my beloved got me this fantastic Gladiator Hulk figure, based off how he looked in Thor: Ragnarok. It’s simply massive and wonderful.

And I think that’s all I’ve got for you right now. Many thanks, as always, thanks for reading. See you again in mid-July (just before SDCC).

May 26, 2025

May ’25 Newsletter

As always, some of the things in the newsletter are time-sensitive. Or at least they were when the newsletter came out and all the subscribers got it. Now they’re historical events…
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Well, the past few weeks have been… days.

Absolutely.

Me word real good.

I don’t have as much for you this month. For a few reasons.

The big one is we sort of became a plague house over the past three weeks. My partner and I are still masking when we go out into the world, but I still somehow managed to catch a nasty cold at the end of April (just in time for my mom’s visit to California). Everything got raw enough that I ended up losing my voice for a couple days and then passed it to my beloved. Which really sucks because I’ve always had a pretty robust immune system, since I was a little kid, and she.. doesn’t. So I got over it in about a week and it took her, well, until about now. She’s still fighting off the last of it as I write this.

And of course this overlapped nicely (if we can call it that) with one of my cats needing surgery. My dear, beautiful Goblin has been suffering from glaucoma for almost a year. We’ve been managing it with eye drops for most of that time, but it would still swell occasional, and it finally became undeniable that he’d lost all sight in that eye. So we made the decision to have the eye removed. It was extremely nerve-wracking for me because I have a pile of eye-issues related to a childhood trauma of my own. And it didn’t help that it was a whole process of appointments before the actual surgery.

Goblin came though it fine, don’t worry. I probably stressed about it way more than he did. He didn’t like wearing a cone for two weeks, but it’s off now and he’s happier than he’s been in a while. Plus he was dealing with diminished vision for so long that losing the eye hasn’t slowed him down at all. Really it’s just me feeling guilty I took so long to do it because of my own fears.

Fear stops us from doing a lot of things. And I’m not just excusing myself when I say… that’s understandable. It all comes down to facing our fear and doing the right thing. Taking that next step, even when it makes us really uncomfortable. Like they say, courage is when you’re afraid but you do the right thing anyway.

So it’s okay to be scared. Just don’t let it stop you from being brave.

I mean, Goblin’s got one eye now and no depth perception, but he threw himself up on top of the wardrobe this morning.

In other news…

God’s Junk Drawer is done with copyedits. Levi, the copyeditor, went through the whole manuscript with notes, grammatical corrections, some questions, and a few suggestions. And then I spent about a week and a half going over all of his notes (while also juggling a sick beloved and a depressed cat forced to wear a post-surgery cone).

Quick explainer, which I probably should’ve done a while ago. Some of you probably know this, but there’s a few different types of editing. The editing I do in early drafts, and then do again later with an editor, is usually called developmental editing. It’s when we’re actually trying to shape and form the manuscript. Tightening some parts, adding others, changing some altogether. Some books don’t need much of this. Some need a lot. It all depends on the writer’s individual style and how polished a book they tend to turn in. I’ve turned in some manuscripts that I felt were really solid, but also one or two that were, for various reasons, not solid at all. Bordering on liquid. One may have assumed a gaseous form. I think one editor would completely agree with that.

Copyediting, on the other hand, is the nuts and bolts phase. It’s when someone– a copyeditor– goes through and makes sure all the spelling and grammar’s correct. That all the dates and names and other random facts line up. It’s a meticulous, line-by-line job.

It’s also a tricky one because, on the writer side of it, a lot of us play with grammar and sentence structure and sometimes even spelling to make the story do the things we want it to do. If you’ve read any of my books (like, say, The Broken Room) you know that I like a certain pace to action. I want it to read fast, like you’re seeing it happen. Or trying to see it happen, but sometimes it’s so quick we just see the blur and put it together after the fact. It’s not unusual for me to deliberately create a run-on sentence to help sell the quick, breathless speed things are happening at. And this often means breaking a bunch of “correct” rules. A good copyeditor will see this and the reasoning behind it. I’ve shown them I know the rules and I also know how and why I’m breaking them, and what that breakage is going to accomplish.

Point is, I had a good copyeditor on God’s Junk Drawer. Levi saw what I was trying to do in a lot of places, but also caught a few spots where maaaaaaybe it should be this? Or that?

The next stop… layout! And then ARCs!

We also have a cover now and it’s… it’s pretty damned cool. I can’t show it to you yet, but I’m pushing to make sure all of you subscribed to the newsletter are the first folks to see it.

Oh, I also finished that comic script and the editor said… it was actually pretty solid for a first try. He suggested one tweak and, yeah, it was a good suggestion and makes a few things work better.. As I’ve said, it’s a new format for me so I’m still stumbling through it, but we’re moving forward.

What else do I have for you…

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Watching
I’ve got to be honest…. not a lot. Well, not a lot I didn’t talk about in the last newsletter. Doctor Who is still fantastic. The Grimm rewatch continues (we’re almost done with season three) and I have many, many thoughts about it. We’ve also been watching the last few episodes of Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur and godDAMN that show should’ve run for four or five seasons. And of course, as I write this tomorrow’s the premiere of Murderbot. And some point soon I’m probably going to binge all of Andor in two or three nights.

Cool Stuff I’ve Been Reading
With all the sickness and cat stuff… not much, I’m ashamed to say. I read an early draft of a friend’s clever and very timely book. Currently reading Overgrowth by Seanan Mc *cough* Mira Grant and I’ll be talking with her about it next week at Mysterious Galaxy (if you happen to be in the area). Next up for me… Well, I just got another blurb book, but I may dive into this Godzilla novelization/ translation. And then Staircase in the Woods is just sitting there…

Cool New Toys
I’m in that part of the year where I try not to get much for myself because my birthday is coming up. But a bunch of preorder stuff showed up, and I took advantage of a few sales. The biggest one is that I finally got my Marvel Legends Rom, an action figure I’ve essentially wanted since I was nine. I haven’t even taken him out of the package yet, and I have some plans for once he’s out (expect many photos). I also ended up building my own custom Four Horseman demon. He doesn’t have a name yet, but he looks really cool.

And I think that’s all I’ve got for you right now. As always, thanks for reading. See you again in thirty days or so.

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